18 sweaty 💦 COWBOYS

Doomer. Finally a generation for me.

https://mobile.twitter.com/senTil941/status/1042016805303201792

Europe is comfy af

>literally as far west on Europe as possible

That would technically be Iceland

Fuck Iceland

fuck you

iceland is ok

could be worse

could be america 😹

Iceland is very pretty

If Iceland had a second amendment id completely abandon my plan to move to the PNW

You’re moving to the PNW

?

The cities along the I5 aren’t the most pro 2A either

Do not move to the PNW

It's a trap

^

Come to Florida instead.

Fuck off we are full

Our southern hospitality is unrivaled!

It's always sunny! Even in the shade! And when it DOES rain, you will swear it's a tropical storm, but trust me, you have seen nothing yet

Not to mention all of our rivers are crystal clear! We take conservation very seriously.

i want that so suck my cock

So come to Florida! You'll never have to shovel snow(*), have to worry about urban youths getting out of control(**), and you can sit back and enjoy the beauty of nature right in your back yard(***)

(*) while it doesn't snow, *some* florida residents may be required to shovel (near uncountable) bodies of carrion insects from their property once a year during breeding season
(**) Florida is a strong supporter of Stand your ground, and you are well encouraged to exercise your rights. This does not apply if you're unarmed or not situationally aware at all times, even in your sleep
(***) most home owners report sightings of wildlife on their property at least 54 times a year on average

Wow that formatted like shit

>Hot and humid all year long

Sorry bro Id rather just stay in Texas

i stood my ground ™ naked hard and covered in cranberry juice

Montana or Wyoming maybe

Montana isn't PNW silly

I know

Idaho?

Idaho is a maybe

Idaho is also not PNW.
You sound like you want to move to the Midwest

The midwest is great

Although ive only been to Indiana

Which is an outstanding choice