Message from @Dataman
Discord ID: 497535941720932362
yeah full game
nice
why is that frog so ugly
>tfw my boss got wind that I was planning on putting in my two weeks and fuckin promoted me
did it come with a pay raise
so guess who went humidor shopping today?
☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Hosni Mubarak
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Muammar Ghadaffi
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Al Assad
☪ You say Eminem, I say Mahmoud Abbas
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
Remove
kebab remove youu if u not remeber
Kebab remove who?
You
So my former uni caught on to my fuckery last semester
I have a Linux Mint flash drive on my key ring
Ok?
It's set up so I can plug it into any computer to use as a boot device, then use as a hard drive
It's a bit more than a typical Linux boot drive because everything I do on it is saved to the flash drive
I was using it to access their computers after my ID got deactivated when I withdrew, and apparently they detected that someone was using an alternative boot device
Ok well you're a dumbass
...so they updated the BIOS on every campus computer to lock me out
Hahahahahaha
...and didn't lock the BIOS afterwards, so I was able to manually re-enable booting from USB
Surprise motherfuckers
Nani
Also stop being a chucklefuck
Pass the drive to someone else
Why are you still using heir computers?
There's no way for them to find out it's me
I cover my tracks well
Get your own computer fggt
My laptop is at home, I work half a mile from campus and live ten miles away
Can't drive because no license
Dude
Lol get fucked
Parents barred me from even starting driver's ed in HS, and I've been either working full time or in school full time ever since I graduated
I did online driver's ed a while back but I never have time to practice