It's a bit more than a typical Linux boot drive because everything I do on it is saved to the flash drive

I was using it to access their computers after my ID got deactivated when I withdrew, and apparently they detected that someone was using an alternative boot device

Ok well you're a dumbass

...so they updated the BIOS on every campus computer to lock me out

Hahahahahaha

...and didn't lock the BIOS afterwards, so I was able to manually re-enable booting from USB

Surprise motherfuckers

Nani

Also stop being a chucklefuck

Pass the drive to someone else

Why are you still using heir computers?

There's no way for them to find out it's me

I cover my tracks well

@Nic386 because I can

Get your own computer fggt

My laptop is at home, I work half a mile from campus and live ten miles away

Can't drive because no license

Dude

Lol get fucked

Parents barred me from even starting driver's ed in HS, and I've been either working full time or in school full time ever since I graduated

I did online driver's ed a while back but I never have time to practice

Drivers ed does wonders for insurance rates

I know it does

Your parents are faggots

>parents insist on waiting til I'm out of high school to let me take driver's ed
>"lmao you're 18 now, pay for it yourself"
>pay for online driver's ed because cheap
>get learner's permit
>state requires insurance to drive legally if you're over 18, even with a permit
>parents know this and require me to get insurance before I can drive their van
>end up paying $130 a month for insurance on a piece of shit van that handles nothing like my actual car
>bring it up
>"well I can't drive your car home if you screw up, so too bad"

No joke, insurance on my MR2 is going to be barely $10 a month more than on the 3.3L Caravan I'm paying insurance on right now

Don't worry, you're the one who choses their nursing home when they get old.

Heh

I'm the one who's gonna be stuck supporting them when my dad goes blind in 5ish years

Tell him to fuck off when that happens.

Tell him he should've been a better parent.

I have five younger siblings but one's a completely unmotivated failure even in high school, the next is both autistic and retarded, the next is my sister, the next is probably autistic and currently 9 yet acts 5

Fuck's sake.

Tell them they shouldn't have screwed you

^

I won't be able to support them anyway unless I go back to school, WHICH I CAN'T DO BECAUSE THEY GOT GREEDY WHEN TAX TIME CAME AND ACCIDENTALLY PUT THEMSELVES IN A HIGHER INCOME BRACKET FOR MY GRANTS

Your parents failed in their duty to set you up for success, which means your duty to care for them when they get old is null.

I lost $3k a semester in grants because of their fuckery

Join VC fag

...the same semester that I lost a $2k/semester scholarship that I got by scoring in the 90th percentile nationally on the SAT