Anyone here ever want to hop on your hover-bike and just roll at 120mph down the long stretch to the next megacity?

I just wanna neck myself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406581373004939268/498663498352689166/IMG_20181006_033853_446.jpg

Jokes on you. I don't have a wife.

>1918 + 100

>Having a wife

Lmao u gay

@Maj. Asshole hav hap dai

happi dai

Its @BSApricot coming to collect @Sadmin 's foreskin

I would appreciate it if she refrained from stealing my foreskin for the time being

Gib skingraft

You can have my forskin but it will be covered in piles of hot brass

I didn’t know Mario was copying Jordan Peterson

>own majority AKs, M1 derivatives, scattergats, and bolt actions
>built first AR because they're abundant and cheap right now
>didn't know charging handle had to be lubed
>charging handle binding like a bitch during test fire
>take it out
>bent the latch that goes around the gas key
mfw

Congratulations

Ya played yo' 'self

I feel like a fuckin moran

best part is LGS is closed until Tuesday so I can't replace it until then

How the fuck did you let it get that far?

Also how did you bend that and not the gas key?

I only put 10 rounds through it. Yeah, I mean it.

I stopped after I had to mortar the action open a second time.

I was expecting failures to fire because it's a new gun, so that's why I got through 5 rounds without really thinking anything of it. I actually got a few rounds off without a problem before the binding became obvious.

@Vypr big *Oof*

Acht acht/1500

2500**

Happy... Indigenous Peoples' Day?

Slaughter some natives

Choose your weapon:

real talk tho: guns from the medieval era were lit; essentially melee weapons w/ an integrated wheel-lock or flint-lock.

@Sadmin I need an opinion