some disease or disorder or smth

Oh thats it

rickets

because their skin colour means they literally can't get enough vitamin D naturally in Europe

so they get rickets, a disease that was last prevalent in Victorian Times

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Rickets? :v

I hope that is.... Fatal.

Sadly not

@Saint_Kristoph its not fatal

its just that it means they have weak shitty bones

that also bend

Found can without name.

I opened it full of hope,

it was full of pink staff it was maybe tuna.

eated it,still hungry.

what

*what*

I eated some kind of chenobil staff what was behind sink.

> be me, working at shitjob
> for an hour i hear some kid scream all throughout the store
> she & her mom are now at my department
> the brat grabs a desert yogurt
> the mom says "no" for what had to have been the first time in the kid's life
> the brat throws a fit & pulls a gallon of milk from the cooler & lays it on the floor
> fts.jpg
> the brat jumps up to smash the milk, but instead of it breaking it slips out from under her, skidding down the aisle gracefully (& unbroken) while the kid falls over to dash her head into a wooden display case
> the kid is now screaming bloody murder as the mom drags her out.

> 🙂 mfw

Is the case ok?

some front-end 🅱️ois had to chlorinate it, but it is expected to make a full recovery.

That's good to hear

@Saint_Kristoph

yeet, some guy suggested commiting a felony, doesn't like getting called mr. ATF

anyone else got any shitjob tales?

Back when I was a parking attendant some retard in a ferrari backed into a pole and blamed it on me

And said it was my fault for not backing him in

And that he was gonna have my head

@Sadmin

do you still have your head

I was like "Dude I get paid $9 an hour. That's not enough to deal with people like you. Learn to park."

"I'm gonna call your manager right now you little asshole"

"And do what? Get me fired? You'd be doing me a fucking favor."

Ferarri fags are retarded 9 times out of 10

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