Message from @Saint_Kristoph

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2018-10-10 20:32:03 UTC  

I think all my neighbors are either old no-guns or 60 year old /k/ommandos so I'd probably be fine anyway

2018-10-10 20:40:25 UTC  

Roof Korean. But more mobile

2018-10-10 20:42:14 UTC  

That's the plan

2018-10-10 20:47:35 UTC  

i have witnessed full thottery.
> neighbor's daughter is dating a guy who __stole__ $600 from her family, & he's living there w/ them for free
> She wants to move out with him
> His plan is --getting a job-- commiting grand theft auto w/ her as a tag-along
> they both go to jail
> the thot gets out after 4 months
> she's already with another guy fresh outta prison.

2018-10-10 20:50:08 UTC  

addendum since i was in a rush to clock out from break: She's with a new guy __the day of her release__.

2018-10-10 20:51:07 UTC  

Another rule from life never dare to trust sombody.

2018-10-10 20:58:33 UTC  

I assume the male got a harsher sentence?

2018-10-10 21:01:01 UTC  

i guess its fair he had a harsher one since she was just like, tag along

2018-10-10 21:02:01 UTC  

she pleaded that she was "coerced in doing so", but still; she didn't even give herself time to wind down & get her act together before dating again. :/

2018-10-10 21:12:18 UTC  

no thots

2018-10-10 21:16:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499691684397842447/ioccpwcy7cr11.png

2018-10-10 21:17:30 UTC  

I figured that the migrants would freeze out of Sweden tbh

2018-10-10 21:17:53 UTC  

I guess that those dark skinned nig nogs are more resilient than I thought

2018-10-10 21:18:58 UTC  

they just get

2018-10-10 21:19:07 UTC  

some disease or disorder or smth

2018-10-10 21:19:15 UTC  

Oh thats it

2018-10-10 21:19:17 UTC  

rickets

2018-10-10 21:19:38 UTC  

because their skin colour means they literally can't get enough vitamin D naturally in Europe

2018-10-10 21:19:53 UTC  

so they get rickets, a disease that was last prevalent in Victorian Times

2018-10-10 21:24:00 UTC  

<:Zerg:483706440503263242>

2018-10-10 21:52:21 UTC  

Rickets? :v

2018-10-10 21:52:29 UTC  

I hope that is.... Fatal.

2018-10-10 21:52:33 UTC  

Sadly not

2018-10-10 21:52:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499700871337345024/bowsuicide.png

2018-10-10 21:53:17 UTC  

@Saint_Kristoph its not fatal

2018-10-10 21:53:24 UTC  

its just that it means they have weak shitty bones

2018-10-10 21:53:26 UTC  

that also bend

2018-10-10 21:55:10 UTC  

Found can without name.

2018-10-10 21:55:24 UTC  

I opened it full of hope,

2018-10-10 21:55:38 UTC  

it was full of pink staff it was maybe tuna.

2018-10-10 21:55:50 UTC  

eated it,still hungry.

2018-10-10 21:55:51 UTC  

what

2018-10-10 21:57:19 UTC  

*what*

2018-10-10 21:58:01 UTC  

I eated some kind of chenobil staff what was behind sink.

2018-10-10 22:00:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499702733767573534/43604083_182258449334011_1777266989027295232_n.png

2018-10-10 22:25:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499709173248950273/43610603_1883137301765565_1888877332031078400_n.png

2018-10-10 22:32:41 UTC  

> be me, working at shitjob
> for an hour i hear some kid scream all throughout the store
> she & her mom are now at my department
> the brat grabs a desert yogurt
> the mom says "no" for what had to have been the first time in the kid's life
> the brat throws a fit & pulls a gallon of milk from the cooler & lays it on the floor
> fts.jpg
> the brat jumps up to smash the milk, but instead of it breaking it slips out from under her, skidding down the aisle gracefully (& unbroken) while the kid falls over to dash her head into a wooden display case
> the kid is now screaming bloody murder as the mom drags her out.

2018-10-10 22:33:07 UTC  

> 🙂 mfw

2018-10-10 22:34:18 UTC  

Is the case ok?

2018-10-10 22:37:16 UTC  

some front-end 🅱️ois had to chlorinate it, but it is expected to make a full recovery.

2018-10-10 22:38:03 UTC  

That's good to hear