Message from @Noodles

Discord ID: 499718283889475585


2018-10-10 22:48:13 UTC  

And said it was my fault for not backing him in

2018-10-10 22:48:21 UTC  

And that he was gonna have my head

2018-10-10 22:48:46 UTC  
2018-10-10 22:48:54 UTC  

do you still have your head

2018-10-10 22:49:15 UTC  

I was like "Dude I get paid $9 an hour. That's not enough to deal with people like you. Learn to park."

2018-10-10 22:49:30 UTC  

"I'm gonna call your manager right now you little asshole"

2018-10-10 22:49:50 UTC  

"And do what? Get me fired? You'd be doing me a fucking favor."

2018-10-10 22:51:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499715503141683200/6ad3v.png

2018-10-10 22:51:38 UTC  

Ferarri fags are retarded 9 times out of 10

2018-10-10 22:53:12 UTC  

Me: Go ahead, my manager can't un-unionize me. <:Zerg:483706440503263242>

2018-10-10 22:53:32 UTC  

Lambo fags tend to be bros

2018-10-10 22:54:43 UTC  

@Sadmin I just got the greatest fucking idea ever

2018-10-10 22:55:25 UTC  

You need to do a Jin Roh cosplay with the fro0t

2018-10-10 22:57:05 UTC  

You get to use your MG get a kickass costume and get to bully the fruit all at once

2018-10-10 23:00:30 UTC  

no bulli >:U

2018-10-10 23:00:41 UTC  

Bulli but also headpat

2018-10-10 23:01:24 UTC  

Jin roh cosplay but holding the froot like a gun

2018-10-10 23:01:30 UTC  

Or she can dress up as mg42

2018-10-10 23:01:36 UTC  

And sit on my shoulders

2018-10-10 23:01:43 UTC  

*thats gay*

2018-10-10 23:02:03 UTC  
2018-10-10 23:02:05 UTC  

do it

2018-10-10 23:02:11 UTC  

its funny

2018-10-10 23:02:20 UTC  

>be me, working at Subway
>Old awesome manager leaves, new faggit manager joins
>Guy already ran one store into the ground
>Guy is also literally the poster boy for why not to work for subway, morbidly obese
>Does as little as possible, passes his jobs off onto the rest of us when he can
>Immatiredofthisshit.png
>down to 4 men in the store
>Know he is on the opening tomorrow
Now a moment of exposition: the opening person *has* to prep the food for the lunch shift, there is no getting around it unless you want service to die midday. Prepping ivolves chopping veg with the vast and heavy veg chopper that has these insanely strong suction cup feet
>decide it is time for vengance
>Take the veg chopper and stick it to the underside of the shelf over the separating wall
>Get in later that day
>Manager is trying to act amused
>Note the hasty job on the prep and his general mood
>Jobs a good one

2018-10-10 23:02:23 UTC  

I have too many girls frontline cosplays to work on

2018-10-10 23:02:38 UTC  

better get some child labor

2018-10-10 23:02:41 UTC  

and also Tanya for the upcoming youjo senki movie

2018-10-10 23:02:48 UTC  

UWU

2018-10-10 23:02:51 UTC  

NICE

2018-10-10 23:04:44 UTC  

maybe Ill do sangvis also

2018-10-10 23:05:06 UTC  

i can make a gun taller than me

2018-10-10 23:05:30 UTC  

That's not hard

2018-10-10 23:05:42 UTC  

Also xm2010 cosplay?

2018-10-10 23:06:40 UTC  

its not hard to make anything taller then you

2018-10-10 23:06:42 UTC  

yeah thatll take a while to make but I might aswell

2018-10-10 23:07:00 UTC  

a 4th grader is taller then you

2018-10-10 23:07:03 UTC  

smh

2018-10-10 23:10:16 UTC  

Froot you gotta cosplay your oc

2018-10-10 23:10:50 UTC  

I wanted to do Lizzie

2018-10-10 23:10:58 UTC  

but I think xm2010 would definitely be a cool cosplay

2018-10-10 23:12:31 UTC  

Lizzie meh