Message from @Detroit Lion
Discord ID: 499716140830949387
> be me, working at shitjob
> for an hour i hear some kid scream all throughout the store
> she & her mom are now at my department
> the brat grabs a desert yogurt
> the mom says "no" for what had to have been the first time in the kid's life
> the brat throws a fit & pulls a gallon of milk from the cooler & lays it on the floor
> fts.jpg
> the brat jumps up to smash the milk, but instead of it breaking it slips out from under her, skidding down the aisle gracefully (& unbroken) while the kid falls over to dash her head into a wooden display case
> the kid is now screaming bloody murder as the mom drags her out.
> 🙂 mfw
Is the case ok?
some front-end 🅱️ois had to chlorinate it, but it is expected to make a full recovery.
That's good to hear
yeet, some guy suggested commiting a felony, doesn't like getting called mr. ATF
anyone else got any shitjob tales?
Back when I was a parking attendant some retard in a ferrari backed into a pole and blamed it on me
And said it was my fault for not backing him in
And that he was gonna have my head
do you still have your head
I was like "Dude I get paid $9 an hour. That's not enough to deal with people like you. Learn to park."
"I'm gonna call your manager right now you little asshole"
"And do what? Get me fired? You'd be doing me a fucking favor."
Ferarri fags are retarded 9 times out of 10
Me: Go ahead, my manager can't un-unionize me. <:Zerg:483706440503263242>
You need to do a Jin Roh cosplay with the fro0t
You get to use your MG get a kickass costume and get to bully the fruit all at once
no bulli >:U
Bulli but also headpat
Jin roh cosplay but holding the froot like a gun
Or she can dress up as mg42
And sit on my shoulders
*thats gay*
do it
its funny
>be me, working at Subway
>Old awesome manager leaves, new faggit manager joins
>Guy already ran one store into the ground
>Guy is also literally the poster boy for why not to work for subway, morbidly obese
>Does as little as possible, passes his jobs off onto the rest of us when he can
>Immatiredofthisshit.png
>down to 4 men in the store
>Know he is on the opening tomorrow
Now a moment of exposition: the opening person *has* to prep the food for the lunch shift, there is no getting around it unless you want service to die midday. Prepping ivolves chopping veg with the vast and heavy veg chopper that has these insanely strong suction cup feet
>decide it is time for vengance
>Take the veg chopper and stick it to the underside of the shelf over the separating wall
>Get in later that day
>Manager is trying to act amused
>Note the hasty job on the prep and his general mood
>Jobs a good one
I have too many girls frontline cosplays to work on
better get some child labor
and also Tanya for the upcoming youjo senki movie
UWU
NICE
maybe Ill do sangvis also
i can make a gun taller than me