The small lights of the hydrogen torches dance through the darkness as you hold your breath

You pray that they don't see you in the flickering light

Suddenly

*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH

The Flammenwerfer engulfs your comrades across the way

The FFL platoon moves on their patrol

The screams haunt you till your dying breath

So, I'm up in Denver for a 40's ball... and they invited my Gebirgsjager unit to display for them....

I just arrived because I had a gig, and my brother just messaged me to not come down

Hotel staff removed them from the ball room because someone complained

That's fucking retarded

We were invited too

because that red dress is *sooooo* 40s

Event organizers said it was a mistake

shoulda just said "are you dissing my hugo boss"

I didnt even change, I literally walked in the door to my room and got a text

it is Denver though

"Mistake"

If it was U.S 40s gear

They'd not bitch a bit

Yeah we never meant to send you the personal invitation to the event'

What the fuck did you expect

Going out in 2018 dressed as nazis

could have dressed up as any other axis power probably

lol

Go as Italian Blackshirts next time

Sure they'd have no idea what those are

go as the Finnish

oh wait

@FUGUBARAKUN you in CO?

Yup

I almost took my French uniform

But thought, nope, I dont need to take a bunch of extra shit for a one night deal

Also

>40's ball

>"reeeee natzees"

I mean what did you expect

That's fucking gay that's like going to a 1944 Reenactment and getting triggered that there are Germans there.

^

I realize that sounds like an condemning of Fugu, but I meant it as a condemning of having a 40's ball and getting triggered by Germans.