Message from @YUGE

Discord ID: 299280812518539266


2017-04-05 20:28:01 UTC  

A pig. In a cage. On Antibiotics.

2017-04-05 20:29:51 UTC  

@Bill daily reminder that you invited me to the ovenmen and i turned you down

2017-04-05 20:31:14 UTC  

@Convo thank you for that

2017-04-05 20:31:29 UTC  

it's all yours my very good friend :^D

2017-04-05 20:31:40 UTC  

convo might have been *too good* of an oven man

2017-04-05 20:32:26 UTC  

>youcd

2017-04-05 20:32:32 UTC  

🤔

2017-04-05 20:32:55 UTC  

there's an apostrophe missing

2017-04-05 20:33:16 UTC  

@Convo yes, we have the best pilots in the world

2017-04-05 20:33:25 UTC  

so how did he crash

2017-04-05 20:33:33 UTC  

don't know yet

2017-04-05 20:33:38 UTC  

I suspect some sort of engine trouble

2017-04-05 20:33:43 UTC  

the only F16 mechanic i ever met was a 4' tall latinx mother

2017-04-05 20:33:46 UTC  

it was close to andrews

2017-04-05 20:34:03 UTC  

SINGLE mother

2017-04-05 20:34:03 UTC  

jets don't glixe

2017-04-05 20:34:10 UTC  

*glide

2017-04-05 20:34:34 UTC  

dont the pilots inspect the jets personally before takeoff

2017-04-05 20:34:50 UTC  

how often do crashes occur

2017-04-05 20:34:57 UTC  

I saw one jet crash once in a gore thread

2017-04-05 20:35:06 UTC  

yes they do, but it's impossible to check everything preflight

2017-04-05 20:35:06 UTC  

but it's not a common thing I'm sure

2017-04-05 20:35:27 UTC  

not enough to say common, but more than the public hears about it

2017-04-05 20:35:39 UTC  

if the public doesn't see it, it didn't happen as far as the military is concerned

2017-04-05 20:35:58 UTC  

looks like around 15 a year

2017-04-05 20:36:14 UTC  

oh wait thats the entire world

2017-04-05 20:37:13 UTC  

yea

2017-04-05 20:37:22 UTC  

looks like 2 or 3 a year

2017-04-05 20:37:23 UTC  

huh

2017-04-05 20:37:28 UTC  

they fixed the V-22 so our incidents have gone down

2017-04-05 20:37:45 UTC  

well I mean if they lose a 10 million dollar jet but get a trillion in funding every year

2017-04-05 20:37:45 UTC  

no biggie

2017-04-05 20:37:47 UTC  

IMO it was 1 crash away from being grounded forever

2017-04-05 20:38:09 UTC  

it dumped a bunch of marines into the potomac during this demonstration flight that was supposed to be "look how good we are"

2017-04-05 20:38:25 UTC  

F-16s are probably like $60mm

2017-04-05 20:38:33 UTC  

w e w

2017-04-05 20:38:55 UTC  

15 million

2017-04-05 20:39:09 UTC  

Christ it's fucking 20 years old

2017-04-05 20:39:15 UTC  

15 million is a good price