Message from @William Whewell
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lol, 1 roll of tp a day
jfc 😄
>>113662601
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler What a bummer!
>Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?"
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>Peach kicks him in the balls
>"AAAAA My fire balls!"
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>montage of slap stick
>bowser twerking
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
>toad doing a head spin
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
lol
Paganism is for homosexuals.
@Slavic Infidel put the christians on the left as well.
Name even one christian organization that is exclusively pro-European.
christians are pedofiles
and are the first ones to donate to migrants
christian charities are singlehandedly responsible for the explosion of the african population
Jesus wasn't born in Europe.
chistians repeatedly support the influx of migrants. the first organizations to openly do so in the 90s
@gast Who do you think defended europe for 1000+ years. From mongol hordes to islamic empires, christians fought against all the waves of immigration. So, 30 years of corruption largely driven by secular forces gaining power in the church compared to 2000 years of savagely defending europe from immigrants by the sword. By 1100 the only pagans lived in lithuania. They lived in mud huts and had gay sex under oak trees while doing drugs.
Right now the greek orthodox chirch is standing against immigration. The 4 bishops of thrace made an announcement supporting no refugees.