when they say "tested positive" what do they mean?

found it in blood, saliva?

found it on their suit?

https://twitter.com/BasedPoland/status/1234502221737295873

what could possibly go wrong?
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1234510358318125056?s=20

https://twitter.com/BubetteS/status/1234463111920226304

https://twitter.com/BubetteS/status/1234445453648773120?s=20

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1234480502385598465?s=21

"fk you, greece, fk you"

we're friendly invaders

Latvia, welcome to the party...
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234521680598491137?s=20

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1234523866619416582?s=20

Can you feel it lads? We’re accceeellllleeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggg

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/public-health/2020/03/02/coronavirus-patient-mistakenly-released-from-isolation-in-san-antonio-before-testing-positive-for-illness-mayor-says

The Americans just keep trying to beat Iran and China in being most retarded.
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1234536619270688768

In America, this would be handled better by a private company. For real. If Blackwater was large enough, we'd be better off with them in charge

Because gov't is filled with third-worlders

Possibly true. Depends on the incentives

lol

assuming the price of the contract was satisfactory

I have an idea

we pool our resourses

and become crime lords

in Czech republic

take over

the end

wrong channel virtue

this may or may not be the woman responsible for letting the infected go

some sort of RANE Corp./Blackwater cooperation would do better than this

https://nypost.com/2020/03/02/new-york-citys-first-coronavirus-patient-is-a-healthcare-worker-cuomo-says/

RIP her patients

They are discovered as they die atm
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234557877936934914

Crazy to witness what suppose to be a superpower fail on every level
"at our wits end" was right in the end.
RIPperino

did people really think the US would only have a few controlled cases?

this thing is unstoppable. still, it's been handled very poorly imho

autists on the internet have had a better idea of what's up than public health officials. for the past 6 weeks too

Me the last 5 weeks ^^

higher 4chan frog nazi neets to stop corona chan

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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/02/seattle-area-officials-report-3-new-coronavirus-deaths-bringing-us-total-to-5.html