Message from @Str3tch

Discord ID: 687473778154143756


2020-03-11 23:45:43 UTC  

Well his kissed his momma goodbye, saying "soon I'm gonna be a Jed-i!"

2020-03-11 23:46:05 UTC  

I used to know this from a - z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD56S7uPQyY

2020-03-11 23:46:23 UTC  

yes, that's the lyrics

2020-03-11 23:46:28 UTC  

and they are funny

2020-03-12 00:58:54 UTC  

TP takes up a lot of shelf space so it's the first aisle of the supermarket to look ransacked, leading to the assumption that people are buying more loo roll than anything else. Buying an extra bottle or two of tomato ketchup does not have the same effect on supermarket shelves as buying an extra packet or two of loo roll.

2020-03-12 01:11:49 UTC  

```The man who would become Patient Zero for the new coronavirus outbreak in the U.S. appeared to do everything right. He arrived Jan. 19 at an urgent-care clinic in a suburb north of Seattle with a slightly elevated temperature and a cough he’d developed soon after returning four days earlier from a visit with family in Wuhan, China.```

2020-03-12 01:12:28 UTC  

lmao. I remember the /pol/ threads tracking planes flying out of Wuhan at that time.

2020-03-12 01:12:56 UTC  

our leaders are criminally negligent

2020-03-12 01:13:28 UTC  

after the outbreak in wuhan there was no rational reason for anyone to fly across the pacific for the next month

2020-03-12 01:19:32 UTC  

in many countries they will restrict nonessential travel and make people close stores

2020-03-12 01:20:40 UTC  

but stopping flights early on? unthinkable

2020-03-12 01:22:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664331839044976671/687470561516978203/ES3tQhYWoAMjL7L.png

2020-03-12 01:25:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664331839044976671/687471294828380221/ES3yZsvXgAIuzFX.png

2020-03-12 01:29:47 UTC  

That's right. Keep spreading the anglo-america love virus.

2020-03-12 01:35:21 UTC  

heh

2020-03-12 01:35:45 UTC  

maybe we all have it

2020-03-12 01:36:05 UTC  

we're a couple months away from PSAs telling us to not discriminate against coronavirus patients

2020-03-12 01:36:20 UTC  

stop the hate

2020-03-12 01:36:39 UTC  

coronavirus ppl gonna be a protected class

2020-03-12 01:36:55 UTC  

@Str3tch so whats with china and south k saying they btfu the kungfu

2020-03-12 01:37:07 UTC  

🤷🏼‍♂️

2020-03-12 01:37:09 UTC  

I just heard the the NBA is planning to cancel the REST OF THE SEASON

2020-03-12 01:37:12 UTC  

yuge if true

2020-03-12 01:37:21 UTC  

if it's true, it's going to come back eventually

2020-03-12 01:37:26 UTC  

bullshit or batsoup and gator claw soup

2020-03-12 01:37:42 UTC  

there's no permanent btfo yet

2020-03-12 01:37:49 UTC  

true

2020-03-12 01:38:00 UTC  

my boy johny told me so

2020-03-12 01:38:01 UTC  

Asianses are also well known for lying to save face

2020-03-12 01:38:27 UTC  

#CancelEverything

2020-03-12 01:38:59 UTC  

Boom, it WAS true

2020-03-12 01:39:08 UTC  

<:mmm:639996270995570709>

2020-03-12 01:39:08 UTC  

Thats fucking massive