Message from @Beef Taquitos
Discord ID: 682197693699063809
It's a long and storied past, filled with ups and downs that has been recounted many times, but I suppose since the psycho bitch deleted everything it might as well be recounted once more for old times' sake.
peak esoteric fascism
this is why I wanted you to tell teh story, because I'm sure I left out important shit
That's pretty inaccurate actually.
I don't know how any of them got mods to begin with
anyone here actually into the esoteric?
my whole life is esoteric
It goes back to the Rosh days to start, with his fervent(though misguided) intent to fight me on the banning of a few annoyances to the server. We never got acrimonious with each other and I respected his holding to his beliefs. This becomes relevant later on.
I want to know more about the golf rumors
He was eventually removed as a mod and banned later due to not letting it go until the very end, despite JF telling him to drop it.
Thus began the Lad Riots.
The Lad Riots were an entertaining if insane short period that ended in the Lad Genocide, after JF gave 30 minute warning for people to change their names from Rosh(it was Rosh wasn't it? I lost my logs and my memory for names sucks these days) or whatever lads things they had, he banned those who hadn't changed them after 20 minutes, which was actually a pretty good tactical decision.
I joined the lads server eventually after my defenestration cuz I was still friendly with most of them.
JF liked to add new mod waves and I was always wary and tried to keep them more in line with the old ways of... fuck I forget the names of the guys that were mods when I came around, it's been way too long. A few guys came in and got the boot shortly after, like that one guy who tried to make a bunch of extra rules for NSFW after like 2 days of being a mod and straight up backhanding my attempt to get him to chill.
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Which comes to vlad, or as he was known, brodster.
He was an obnoxious brat in the mod channel from early on, and he just continually got worse, but it seemed he was neck-deep in ass-kissing JF so he just went along with his shit, went on and escalated for months to the point I felt that I would take some inspiration and just pull a Rosh and stand my ground til one of us was removed. Brod started playing the victim and at one point REFUSED TO GO ON JF'S STREAM AT THE SAME TIME AS ME for some blatantly bullshit reason that JF just bent over backwards for, and had me on, then him. He was a pussy little bitch trying to foment as much sympathy for himself as he could and I said as much at the time.
Oh yeah backstory: I had been a mod since both the old mods stopped showing up just before the Trout War. I was the sole mod for a number of months and Recessive Genes was the role I used to manipulate people into behaving without me having to moderate much, worked wonders.
oh I would watch that, do you know the episode?
go on tho
Eventually things came to a head and JF removed me as a mod, LITERALLY AS SOON AS I WASN'T A MOD the little shitstain came into VC with me and some other people and, for some glorious reason, I'd had him muted already so I didn't hear his smug chuckling.
predictions?
@marstomper is it really?
Soon enough he said I should "committee sudoku" and then I called that to JF's attention, at which point I was banned for threatening mods or something because JF is fallible(and has STILL never apologized for this travesty which is why I didn't bother coming back for like a year, til I had to make a new account cuz discord is shit and I figured I'd see how things were going)
after which brod was deposed because he played innocent saying he wasn't telling me to commit suicide cuz he used the word committee and the word sudoku
2 puppies win
jeez what a shitshow
lmfao
I even still have some of the screenshots.
The fucking cackle I let out when someone told me he was demodded for that... after I had spent months trying to accomplish to protect the server from him, man it felt good.
Here's one from Crows, idk if he even comes around here anymore
you were unmodded for being a lefty
I wonder what episode of tps it was
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I would watch y'all beefing
lol
No, I was unmodded for not letting it go and pushing the issue after JF had made up his mind, because he was wrong but needed to see that.
Did anyone play a game called Crash of the Titans as a kid?
no, that's what he told you
beef is a lefty?