Message from @The Eternal Swede

Discord ID: 684722941342253067


2020-03-04 11:21:52 UTC  

I don't have a Thrawn action figure

2020-03-04 11:22:03 UTC  

it'l bring you the wu-flu

2020-03-04 11:22:11 UTC  

Bruh cats love to stay inside

2020-03-04 11:22:16 UTC  

Sir you got autism

2020-03-04 11:22:21 UTC  

It's true, mine is sleeping outside as we speak

2020-03-04 11:22:26 UTC  

He found a small patch of sunshine

2020-03-04 11:22:44 UTC  

If only human happiness was this easy to accomplish

2020-03-04 11:22:57 UTC  

My cat is an indoor cat

2020-03-04 11:22:57 UTC  

have you tried the sunpatch?

2020-03-04 11:23:21 UTC  

It is too small for me / I am too large for it

2020-03-04 11:23:28 UTC  

sargon in the background talking about sex with Greta is really absurd

2020-03-04 11:23:31 UTC  

my house has large south facing windows so if the sun is out my cat sleeps in the sun all day

2020-03-04 11:23:38 UTC  

Plus that little guy likes lying in blazing sun that is way too hot for me

2020-03-04 11:23:42 UTC  

so the chinese govt is keeping people like cats

2020-03-04 11:23:48 UTC  
2020-03-04 11:23:50 UTC  

will they eat them

2020-03-04 11:23:59 UTC  

my cat gets so hot in the summer

2020-03-04 11:24:05 UTC  

it's insane

2020-03-04 11:24:11 UTC  

Step 3 of the lizard people's grand plan, @brainwash

2020-03-04 11:24:30 UTC  

I had a rally great blog by a physicist from China who was really woke on the JQ and shared a few cat recipes

2020-03-04 11:24:30 UTC  

@Downfall Vision Same here, like a fluffy, meowing little heat pack

2020-03-04 11:24:44 UTC  

yes

2020-03-04 11:24:45 UTC  

sadly lost the link

2020-03-04 11:25:38 UTC  

@Panikooooos My grandma keeps her outdoors at night because she brings in mice.

2020-03-04 11:26:08 UTC  

But yeah she spends all day outside, comes in, sleeps, and goes back out.

2020-03-04 11:26:34 UTC  

She runs away from you if you approach her outside because she thinks you're gonna grab her and bring her inside.

2020-03-04 11:26:42 UTC  

You need to have based activities inside to entertain her

2020-03-04 11:27:03 UTC  

She has a scratching post but she uses the carpet instead.

2020-03-04 11:27:13 UTC  

She's ruined our carpets.

2020-03-04 11:27:18 UTC  

Yeah, cats outside can get really weird, acting differently towards you than they do inside

2020-03-04 11:28:01 UTC  

My pet theory is that they see outside humans as different ones than inside humans or something
Like they can't properly recognize you outside like they would inside your home

2020-03-04 11:28:57 UTC  

"Don't you carbon in me Daddy!" Greta sexbot

2020-03-04 11:31:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/684724720511352832/ESPVMnCWsAA1xZv.png

2020-03-04 11:33:19 UTC  

now's everyone looking for that greta bot xD

2020-03-04 11:34:39 UTC  

Will the Greta sexbot prevent child rapes

2020-03-04 11:34:44 UTC  

Maybe it's based

2020-03-04 11:35:42 UTC  

@The Eternal Swede My old cat approached us outside and asked to be let in.

2020-03-04 11:36:03 UTC  

no, it just shows pedos lie when they talk about using old porn

2020-03-04 11:36:15 UTC  

It's funny because she'll stand by the door expecting to be let in and I open it and she just bolts.

2020-03-04 11:36:24 UTC  

you guys just have low iq cats

2020-03-04 11:36:32 UTC  

Cat equivalent to ding dong ditch.