And often you're so high up that the fall means instant death.

prepare your cat weab

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be a last time ghey with it

I love my cat tho

Eh, she's an outdoor cat, she'll be fine.

insert the thrawn action figur in its anus for the last time

I don't have a Thrawn action figure

it'l bring you the wu-flu

Bruh cats love to stay inside

Sir you got autism

It's true, mine is sleeping outside as we speak

He found a small patch of sunshine

If only human happiness was this easy to accomplish

My cat is an indoor cat

have you tried the sunpatch?

It is too small for me / I am too large for it

sargon in the background talking about sex with Greta is really absurd

my house has large south facing windows so if the sun is out my cat sleeps in the sun all day

Plus that little guy likes lying in blazing sun that is way too hot for me

so the chinese govt is keeping people like cats

@The Eternal Swede mine too

will they eat them

my cat gets so hot in the summer

it's insane

Step 3 of the lizard people's grand plan, @brainwash

I had a rally great blog by a physicist from China who was really woke on the JQ and shared a few cat recipes

@Downfall Vision Same here, like a fluffy, meowing little heat pack

yes

sadly lost the link

@Panikooooos My grandma keeps her outdoors at night because she brings in mice.

But yeah she spends all day outside, comes in, sleeps, and goes back out.

She runs away from you if you approach her outside because she thinks you're gonna grab her and bring her inside.

You need to have based activities inside to entertain her

She has a scratching post but she uses the carpet instead.

She's ruined our carpets.

Yeah, cats outside can get really weird, acting differently towards you than they do inside

My pet theory is that they see outside humans as different ones than inside humans or something
Like they can't properly recognize you outside like they would inside your home

"Don't you carbon in me Daddy!" Greta sexbot

now's everyone looking for that greta bot xD