Aqaba

So tourists can go see Petra

I've rushed preparations of my robot body in response to COVID-19

Just sneak back in

My elite team of Pajeet scientists and engineers are 24/7 on it

Elite pajeet is a good rhyme

God we are screwed

You*

At least I won't have to go to school

Speak for yourself britbong

You are screwed

I locked my guys into a Fiver contract before the superpower shift

I win

True

America is a big place

I’m fine

I’ve got my mossberg patriot

Impossible to invade and plenty of places to hide.

What if you gf is carrying it?

I’m on top of a hill with a vantage view of the surrounding area for miles

You are screwed

I’ll put her in cryo stasis

Asymptomatic for 1 month

Yet contagious

She’s down the road from me and never goes anywhere

So I’d have it before her

If I go to work Monday

Which I’m considering not doing

Work from home and submit my plans through file share

I literally sprayed a flash drive that came in the mail with disinfectant lol

Problem is this is going to stretch out for 6months plus

At least

8 months according to my dads

Friends

Yeah

And coworkers

Sounds right

I’m ready for 5 months currently

It's also going to be a recurrent thing

Well a vaccine will be prepared at some point