I’m gonna get shot by the mossad on the way to the airport

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8088673/Israel-quarantine-travelers-New-York-California-Washington-coronavirus-fears.html

Oof

Ill leave out of New Jersey

Go to some European airport

Then get in

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No

Israel has locked everyone out

Or go to Egypt and take a boat in the dead of night

They just had to announce about the US due to dependencies

Go to Jordan and cross conventionally

"For mine not for thine."

You can enter Israel through Jordan

They have robots deployed there

<:pepelaugh:640412982119235596> ACCCCCCHOOOOOOO

The regular border crossing near Eilat

Aqaba

So tourists can go see Petra

I've rushed preparations of my robot body in response to COVID-19

Just sneak back in

My elite team of Pajeet scientists and engineers are 24/7 on it

Elite pajeet is a good rhyme

God we are screwed

You*

At least I won't have to go to school

Speak for yourself britbong

You are screwed

I locked my guys into a Fiver contract before the superpower shift

I win

True

America is a big place

I’m fine

I’ve got my mossberg patriot

Impossible to invade and plenty of places to hide.

What if you gf is carrying it?

I’m on top of a hill with a vantage view of the surrounding area for miles

You are screwed

I’ll put her in cryo stasis

Asymptomatic for 1 month