Message from @Von Hindenbergstein

Discord ID: 687587871770804363


2020-03-12 09:07:04 UTC  

You can survive off of 500g pasta for a month

2020-03-12 09:07:04 UTC  

I have Coronaids 9001

2020-03-12 09:07:04 UTC  

I would buy a cheaper brand, but they dont have it in stock, so only 20

2020-03-12 09:07:10 UTC  

What's it like?

2020-03-12 09:07:15 UTC  

ok, but I don't care about surviving

2020-03-12 09:07:18 UTC  

i don't want to lose mass

2020-03-12 09:07:19 UTC  

i hope corona doesnt come

2020-03-12 09:07:24 UTC  

i hate being sick

2020-03-12 09:07:34 UTC  

@Banjod hibernate

2020-03-12 09:07:34 UTC  

im early symptoms yet, havent tested but like

2020-03-12 09:07:40 UTC  

coronachan dont come inside me

2020-03-12 09:07:50 UTC  

i did meet an infected

2020-03-12 09:07:54 UTC  

I will not get covid I'm too strong

2020-03-12 09:08:01 UTC  

Boomer Trump probably infected

2020-03-12 09:08:06 UTC  

they just hiding it

2020-03-12 09:08:15 UTC  

Happens when u do conferences

2020-03-12 09:08:23 UTC  

Also Zoomers infected now probably

2020-03-12 09:08:23 UTC  

I have been licking door handles for years in preparation

2020-03-12 09:08:34 UTC  

ordered like 100 rolls of shit paper

2020-03-12 09:08:41 UTC  

I have had it for like a month now

2020-03-12 09:08:43 UTC  

rolls

2020-03-12 09:08:45 UTC  

and rolls

2020-03-12 09:08:51 UTC  

and bigger rolls

2020-03-12 09:09:05 UTC  

Why don't you people have this stuff in stock at all times

2020-03-12 09:09:07 UTC  

could've invested in a water jet for your asshole with that money smh

2020-03-12 09:09:12 UTC  

I am ok. Just light nasal drip. Like seasonal allergies.

2020-03-12 09:09:33 UTC  

@hats are cool How old are you?

2020-03-12 09:09:39 UTC  

Toilet paper is the least efficient prep purchase

2020-03-12 09:09:40 UTC  

Some people say if you're young it barely has any effect

2020-03-12 09:09:43 UTC  

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2020-03-12 09:09:44 UTC  

somebody better get corona on this server

2020-03-12 09:10:07 UTC  

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2020-03-12 09:10:09 UTC  

Hi! If you shop with us from home quarantine, we encourage you to use the delivery instructions to provide us with information, as it creates safety and predictability for our employees. You can read more about how we relate to the Korona virus here. Thank you!

2020-03-12 09:10:15 UTC  

Like <25 and you just shake it off

2020-03-12 09:10:21 UTC  

wait what

2020-03-12 09:10:24 UTC  

loool

2020-03-12 09:10:32 UTC  

I heard it on the Joe Rogan podcast, therefore it must be true

2020-03-12 09:10:32 UTC  

i love coronachan tbh

2020-03-12 09:10:37 UTC  

all this quarantining

2020-03-12 09:10:49 UTC  

we do home quarantining in norway

2020-03-12 09:10:51 UTC  

However if you are young and only a little bit sick from it