so

5 days

hmm

Can't just eat only pasta in a day

riperini

50% of us have COVID-19?

i have it

I probably just got it from talking to the delivery guy

You can survive off of 500g pasta for a month

I have Coronaids 9001

I would buy a cheaper brand, but they dont have it in stock, so only 20

What's it like?

ok, but I don't care about surviving

i don't want to lose mass

i hope corona doesnt come

i hate being sick

@Banjod hibernate

im early symptoms yet, havent tested but like

coronachan dont come inside me

i did meet an infected

I will not get covid I'm too strong

Boomer Trump probably infected

they just hiding it

Happens when u do conferences

Also Zoomers infected now probably

I have been licking door handles for years in preparation

ordered like 100 rolls of shit paper

I have had it for like a month now

rolls

and rolls

and bigger rolls

Why don't you people have this stuff in stock at all times

could've invested in a water jet for your asshole with that money smh

I am ok. Just light nasal drip. Like seasonal allergies.

@hats are cool How old are you?

Toilet paper is the least efficient prep purchase

Some people say if you're young it barely has any effect

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somebody better get corona on this server

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