https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115531/Sinking-stock-futures-trigger-limit-levels-Fed-slashes-rates-near-zero.html

>triggered

Will be go back to 2008 levels?

CDC just effectively backed a much broader shutdown for 8 weeks

yes

muhconomy vs muhboomers

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114719/Kentucky-man-coronavirus-placed-mandatory-quarantine-refusing-self-isolate.html

This is what happens to libertarian boomers now

Jon going for the paper towels

This 13 year old texted me that “if your brothers stressed I’m about to give him some head because we all know that’s what he needs”

Geez

That went from 1-100 fast

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/03/15/8521774868947813393/640x360_MP4_8521774868947813393.mp4

@TheUserNameofPeace That's depressing to see

wait, February 9th

march 9

no>

It clearly says "Febbraio"

ahh yes, i see now

Well, not clearly

I imagine it's worse now

had to full-screen it

The median age of death due to Corona is 80 in Italy, last time I checked. So that's older than boomer

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61bOTdf%2Bi-L._AC_SY606_.jpg

dinner is served

No

First of all, she's too high maintenance

but not only that, she's sexually unatractive.

Just get a dog

or an imaginary one, like religious people have, they have god

god/dog, whatever

Just get a fucking heating system installed

Never prouder

To see my government

Defend my right

To shart in the mart.

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http://archive.is/LZQBD

Eff yeah communism!

Oh, disinfo wars...