couldn't dogs act as carriers just via contact

yes,
I cough on every dog's fur I see

Ducks are super spreaders

Obviously

It's a SARS class virus

Slight coof

Is chad

of course they are,
ducks are constantly sneezing

🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆

I thought this was funny

https://www.texmetals.com/news/important-update-3-12-2020/

NO MORE SILVER

NO MORE SILVER

w-wait, you guys ***did*** remember to activate your almonds before all this, right?!

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115531/Sinking-stock-futures-trigger-limit-levels-Fed-slashes-rates-near-zero.html

>triggered

Will be go back to 2008 levels?

CDC just effectively backed a much broader shutdown for 8 weeks

yes

muhconomy vs muhboomers

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114719/Kentucky-man-coronavirus-placed-mandatory-quarantine-refusing-self-isolate.html

This is what happens to libertarian boomers now

Jon going for the paper towels

This 13 year old texted me that “if your brothers stressed I’m about to give him some head because we all know that’s what he needs”

Geez

That went from 1-100 fast

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/03/15/8521774868947813393/640x360_MP4_8521774868947813393.mp4

@TheUserNameofPeace That's depressing to see

wait, February 9th

march 9

no>

It clearly says "Febbraio"

ahh yes, i see now

Well, not clearly

I imagine it's worse now

had to full-screen it

The median age of death due to Corona is 80 in Italy, last time I checked. So that's older than boomer

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61bOTdf%2Bi-L._AC_SY606_.jpg