there's no crash

Fed can own half the economy

africans are immune to covid

it's slow teeth grinding

there is no God @fuguer

come on boys

until big macs are $1000 each

gimme afrostas

Inflation will happen

inflation is why you cant just be risk free being out of the market

theres always risks

You still ahve slight coof, Fug?

no im healed

eh I think I'm just gonna stick it out in my apartment. I just need running water and electricity to survive

I have everything else

The strong and the worthy survive the assaults of nature

The weak and the wicked are cast down and ground into dust

I will conquer the others and take their supplies of toilet paper

couldn't dogs act as carriers just via contact

yes,
I cough on every dog's fur I see

Ducks are super spreaders

Obviously

It's a SARS class virus

Slight coof

Is chad

of course they are,
ducks are constantly sneezing

🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆

I thought this was funny

https://www.texmetals.com/news/important-update-3-12-2020/

NO MORE SILVER

NO MORE SILVER

w-wait, you guys ***did*** remember to activate your almonds before all this, right?!

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115531/Sinking-stock-futures-trigger-limit-levels-Fed-slashes-rates-near-zero.html

>triggered

Will be go back to 2008 levels?

CDC just effectively backed a much broader shutdown for 8 weeks

yes

muhconomy vs muhboomers