@Catboi
You're just jealous.

HE was trying to tell me his dad got 200k credit card offers and they didn't require a percentage monthy payment

Because he has more money and therefore is smarter than you.

"He doesn't have to pay anything for 6 months!, just the 25$!"

The banks have already considered shit like this.. that's why it's 1-3% of the balance..

@Catboi
*F R E E M O N E Y*

yeah 2k a month in bills minimum

so free

FREEEEEE MONEYYYYYY

Because up north has way less demand for used cars so you get them cheap and then I put them the car on kijiji in Toronto and drive the car down and make profit on it

Its a bit genius

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189483004404563968/678992797029892098/x75u12.png is this kevin IRL?

@Avald
Basically.

Yeah.

Just listening now to last nights show

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@A. Spader @The Roman Emperor
Does that count as 360...?

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist I'd say so

361 when...?

imagine being so insufferable you get kicked out of prison..............

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@A. Spader
... and 359 other countries...

And so insufferable that all of Europe and North America believes one country just had enough and one day killed six million of you with masturbation machines

it still boogles my mind people unironically think something like that is possible

masturbation machines that kill people?

fucking scifi doesn't do shit like that

I mean, they're not as believable as the stairs of death, but...

Or the Tom and Jerry shotguns.

Or the infants sewn into soccer balls.

Or the Hoaxacoaster

Or the electric floors

Or the Eagle and the Bear.

@Lolibattlemachine Terry is a prophet

Not that I beleive mastubration machines were real but can’t you die from masturbqtijg too much

I remeber a few years ago there was a story about some lonely guy who jacked off over 50 times on valentines and had a heart attack and died (he was a teen so unlikely to have prior heart conditions)

It's theoretically possible via heart failure, serotonin syndrome, or even bleeding out if it caused enough abrasions I guess.

But why would s people as autistically efficient as the Germans use a method of execution that would take hours to kill and still be iffy, when they could use a bullet to the brain to kill instantly and with 100% certainty?