Message from @Unironic Ohio Supremecist
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@A. Spader @The Roman Emperor
Does that count as 360...?
@Unironic Ohio Supremecist I'd say so
361 when...?
imagine being so insufferable you get kicked out of prison..............
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@A. Spader
... and 359 other countries...
And so insufferable that all of Europe and North America believes one country just had enough and one day killed six million of you with masturbation machines
it still boogles my mind people unironically think something like that is possible
masturbation machines that kill people?
fucking scifi doesn't do shit like that
I mean, they're not as believable as the stairs of death, but...
Or the Tom and Jerry shotguns.
Or the infants sewn into soccer balls.
Or the Hoaxacoaster
Or the electric floors
@Lolibattlemachine Terry is a prophet
Not that I beleive mastubration machines were real but can’t you die from masturbqtijg too much
I remeber a few years ago there was a story about some lonely guy who jacked off over 50 times on valentines and had a heart attack and died (he was a teen so unlikely to have prior heart conditions)
It's theoretically possible via heart failure, serotonin syndrome, or even bleeding out if it caused enough abrasions I guess.
But why would s people as autistically efficient as the Germans use a method of execution that would take hours to kill and still be iffy, when they could use a bullet to the brain to kill instantly and with 100% certainty?
How would a country fighting the world on three fronts have enough spare resources to undertake science experiments and make a wall of eyes?
Welp...
Dan's going to jail.
Uh-oh
Can't question the wall of 6 gorillion eyes in the land of the leaf.
I think I'm good. Way more muzzies than jews here
But I'll let you know if my house gets firebombed
Uh-oh
Turning Point what happend to you?
It was always a neoliberal conservative inc. shill machine...?
So...nothing






