Message from @Mystic axe

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2020-03-16 22:55:40 UTC  

inb4 it gives them cancer and AIDS because it's been fast-tracked

2020-03-17 00:27:03 UTC  

But also

2020-03-17 00:27:13 UTC  

Snopes fact check: Mixed

2020-03-17 05:33:30 UTC  

Gross

2020-03-18 00:30:05 UTC  

Did he have his rpal?

2020-03-18 03:25:51 UTC  

The 6ix. Disavow. <:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

2020-03-18 05:15:16 UTC  

@The Roman Emperor does the meme author think porn expires if it's not refreshed?\

2020-03-18 09:54:35 UTC  

won't be seeing a kung flu vaccine anytime soon :p

How many rounds of the vaccine will you be getting?

“I’ll be getting two rounds. The first one was yesterday. I’ll be keeping a journal of any symptoms and my temperature and everything for the next two weeks. We’ll do a phone follow-up today and tomorrow, and then in a week I’ll go back in for a blood draw, a week after that I’ll go in for another blood draw. And then four weeks from yesterday, I’ll go in for the second dose [of the vaccine] — and I’ll repeat that whole process again. Then throughout the next 14 or 18 months I’ll have a handful of visits for blood draws.”

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/03/9569035/first-coronavirus-vaccine-test-jennifer-haller-moderna-trial

2020-03-18 10:04:14 UTC  

that face...i know a dude with that face, just wow

2020-03-18 12:52:19 UTC  

Lol my science teacher student was talking about this the other day
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drinking-water-prevent-coronavirus/

2020-03-18 12:57:59 UTC  

Especially not if you drink the water you just bathed your bats in.

2020-03-18 12:58:15 UTC  

There are no bats!

2020-03-18 12:58:16 UTC  

*cough* Zoey *cough*

2020-03-18 12:58:22 UTC  

😡

2020-03-18 12:58:52 UTC  

No eggs for you if you come to my house. Only salad

2020-03-18 13:09:57 UTC  

I keep telling you...

2020-03-18 13:10:07 UTC  

Bats don't lay eggs...

2020-03-18 15:32:19 UTC  

Wtf!? I love Zion Don now!