dude I 100% made that up

no clue why he left

You had me going. Massive fountain pen accident is more likely.

He had to give up fountain pens for lent

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9F2OuhiWhj/

speaking of which

Lol

I saw that one on Facebook

and of course the comments are full of catholics v evangelicals because we can't enjoy a meme without rehashing the reformation with dumber arguments

I don't even get the meme tho...

Isn't that literally the exact point of Lenten abstinence...?

its making fun of lent

Ahh...

Should have guessed...

But yeah, that's why I laughed when people suggested I give up booze for Lent.

Not supposed to give up things you're doing right.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist but have you considered alcohol bad?

@A. Spader
Are you asking if I'm clinically retarded...?

Damn just gonna throw out ex-admim directly under the bus hmm?

Jesus drank alcohol

smh

He was never drunk.

Moderation is key.

I drink alcohol, and I have never been drunk.

It's really easy to not get drunk.

But Spades raised the question of whether or not alcohol is bad

Not whether being drunk is bad

It's based because muslims can't drink.

So enjoy life, turn up the music, and dance.

@Railingo is correct

I too have never been drunk.

Ok, dog fucker.

You get raked first.

Day of the rake is soon.

Inshallah 🙏

i fast 18 hours a day for lent

one year i gave up all music that wasn't gregorian chant

for the record i like the babylon bee and laughed at the article

you don't gotta give me those reacts bro

why don't you give me a cool react cause i'm a cool guy

like this