Born gay, be gay I guess

Imagine being gay in 2020

Like nigga just go find a girl with a penis

If you want dick so bad

My personal favorite: there's this small Christian bridal store near me. I hang out there to pick up chicks who are doing the bridal registry stuff.

@Obrimos
Wat

Based and redpilled

you know the brexit coin

@Pixelpusher
No.

Remember: “if she’s single you gotta be the best guy there, if she’s taken you only have to be better than her man”

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist yes.

No one knows what the fuck you're talking about.

the uk is printing 50 p coins to commemorate brexit

european libs mad

Paying the government to own the libs

what's next dildo in the ass

Found Gavin's Alt

literally who?

make liberals mad again

@A. Spader
Have you not?

Your kind of a scumbag

But I guess they’re the ones that are getting married

So your less scum than them

Your like a coyote, filthy scavenger but your nature precludes anything else

@Obrimos
If anything, these finances should be thanking me.

finances

“Thanks for banging my fianceé Kevin”

Tbh better before the marriage than after

But ideally never

At least this way they can find out she’s a whore and end things before they’re married

or the chicks lying about getting married to make him feel like top dawg

then laugh their asses off telling everyone about this SImp that thought they were getting married

So the women go to bridal stores to pick up guys?

That’s a twist

unlikely

Yeah women being dumb whores

what an unlikely twist

🤤

@Catboi
So they banged me and then bragged to their friends?

I'm okay with that.

mashallah brother