Your kind of a scumbag

But I guess they’re the ones that are getting married

So your less scum than them

Your like a coyote, filthy scavenger but your nature precludes anything else

@Obrimos
If anything, these finances should be thanking me.

finances

“Thanks for banging my fianceé Kevin”

Tbh better before the marriage than after

But ideally never

At least this way they can find out she’s a whore and end things before they’re married

or the chicks lying about getting married to make him feel like top dawg

then laugh their asses off telling everyone about this SImp that thought they were getting married

So the women go to bridal stores to pick up guys?

That’s a twist

unlikely

Yeah women being dumb whores

what an unlikely twist

🤤

@Catboi
So they banged me and then bragged to their friends?

I'm okay with that.

mashallah brother

It's like how you brag about fucking 20 fat chicks

I mean I was operating under that assumption to begin with

@Catboi
I do?

@Obrimos
Honestly, you're the scumbag for not doing this.

Gotta be a Christian or traditional themed one though.

Whatever, I’m gonna get into incel heaven like St Elliot, you’re going to chad hell

So you're more likely to get the "saving themselves for marriage" types.

Lol.

I don't know about "chad".

And I'm clearly not going to Hell.

There was a girl like that at my high school who wanted the dick bad but I was too naive so I thought the whole “waiting for marriage” thing was actually serious

Now I know it’s just virtue signalling

He thinks he can be a terrible person and still go to heaven

He's a Catholic

Well I mean if you repent

@Catboi
Cool story. The difference is I'm not even close to a terrible person.

But to repent you have to admit it was wrong and try to stop

And am also NIAC.

God isn't a Nazi

But I repeat myself.