Message from @YUGE

Discord ID: 302231092239269888


2017-04-13 23:55:38 UTC  

American Jews are so bad at being Jews. You mispronounce EVERY HEBREW WORD, you flat-out INVENT non-existing customs and traditions that no other Jews practice, you make every tiny piece of culture such a big deal, because there is nothing else, really, because you want to feel special. You think Jews in Israel drink Manischewitz? I've never even seen a bottle of that stuff outside "The Hebrew Hammer" movie. Jews drink beer. Just like everyone else. Stop that obviously inauthentic attempt to have an interesting ethnic identity in America. Just keep writing jokes and negotiate contracts for much more attractive Anglo-Saxons. Or if you really want to occupy yourself with a Jewish culture, try looking into our role in the rise of Socialism, the ideas of Anarchism and even Atheism. We are cool. Just not the way you think.

2017-04-13 23:55:43 UTC  

WEW

2017-04-13 23:55:50 UTC  

who's jewing who?

2017-04-13 23:56:34 UTC  

>.30mm lead master race

2017-04-13 23:56:58 UTC  

i just want a nice jewish girl who doesn't turn into a standard horrible griping backstabbing nagging horrible wench horrible as she ages horrible horrible

2017-04-13 23:57:06 UTC  

you need different hardnesses for shading

2017-04-13 23:57:11 UTC  

HARDNESS

2017-04-13 23:57:16 UTC  

yea, I have a spectrum of leads

2017-04-13 23:57:22 UTC  

@Vanguard thats literally impossible

2017-04-13 23:57:31 UTC  

holy fuck @Vanguard that comment

2017-04-13 23:57:33 UTC  

these comments are lol

2017-04-13 23:57:34 UTC  

get your mind out of the gutter @Vanguard

2017-04-13 23:58:04 UTC  

>stein

2017-04-13 23:58:09 UTC  

get the gas

2017-04-13 23:58:19 UTC  

it's gook

2017-04-13 23:58:21 UTC  

just like in my bed there's no HB9 in that pic

2017-04-13 23:58:22 UTC  

lolol your name @northern_confederate

2017-04-13 23:58:27 UTC  

so it sitll deserves the gas tbh

2017-04-13 23:58:40 UTC  

^

2017-04-13 23:58:47 UTC  
2017-04-13 23:59:05 UTC  

no thick hard lead in my bed tbh

2017-04-13 23:59:10 UTC  

kind of want a coffee

2017-04-13 23:59:15 UTC  

kind of want a glass of wine

2017-04-13 23:59:17 UTC  

its late man

2017-04-13 23:59:19 UTC  

not worth it

2017-04-13 23:59:19 UTC  

what to do.

2017-04-13 23:59:22 UTC  

half and half

2017-04-13 23:59:22 UTC  

mix them together

2017-04-13 23:59:26 UTC  

get a pint of yuengling

2017-04-13 23:59:26 UTC  

:3

2017-04-13 23:59:26 UTC  

I just had a nitro carbed coffee for maximum hipster cred

2017-04-13 23:59:29 UTC  

>mix them together

2017-04-13 23:59:31 UTC  

kek kys

2017-04-13 23:59:35 UTC  

no u

2017-04-13 23:59:40 UTC  

*gets noose*

2017-04-13 23:59:46 UTC  

y u bully

2017-04-13 23:59:50 UTC  

do recommned for hipster cred though

2017-04-13 23:59:50 UTC  

I have a french pressof coffee sitting there just staring at me.