funny and original

if that is true then i'll just infect north sweden

i'd rather see swedes die in a horrible way anyways

So niggas, three of my classmates didn't come to school today

One is apparently puking

The others were already sick

i do not believe puking is a symptom but i may be wrong

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Four out of six for me

Also infrequent nosebleeds

81 dead and 56 recovered

oh boy

But that's more cold

I hope

>recovered

So they don't have the virus?

Tf

It means they survived it

>survive chink flu
>Celebrate with bat soup

god this is looking worse and worse

its no longer looking like a 50% mortality rate

more like a 65% or so

Wdym

Oh nvm

Ded vs survived

why are you so afraid of this

just accept your fate if you get it

I'm going to lick eve of the fucking door knob I see if I get it

Because fuck surviving and being billed hundreds of thousands of dollars by the government

"here is your doctor fees, goyim"

I'd go catch it again to be an asshole

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Full quarantines city population now totals 60 million

Partial lockdowns (schools and events cancelled) Total another 50m

Mongolia closed it's border with china

Thank God they have a wall

http://archive.is/qafzy

World health organization's emergency program director is dead

oy vey

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