Suicide

To shots to the back of the head <:merchant:562673294709358613>

For some reason, they haven't stopped any planes from China

Literally still air traffic between China and USA from infected regions

I guess it's racist to bar the Chinese entry to the county

Based

@Higura Did you kiss a chink?

I work in a casino.

We have chinks out the ass

@The GRAHAM is this a screenshot?

That gamble

Gambling with my fucking life

Oh fucking jesus.

Should be wearing a hazmat suit there

Omaha has a sizable Chinese population

And there has been no stops in any flights from Wuhan to Omaha

@debil yea

So yes. If I start feeling worse I'm gonna start pissing, shidding, puking and cooming in liberal heavy areas

@The GRAHAM may i ask why not save the original?

Boy oh boy this shit is ramping up and my allergies are making me fucking paranoid

Gonna go shower and clear the phlegm out my airways

Brb niggers

Good idea

I dreamt I caught the virus and messaged you fags

My friends stayed out of my hispital room lol

Damn dude

I got like my usual sniffly allergy bullshit going on

But if I die just remember me

Give us samples to spread at pride parades and BLM rallies <:KEK:465443054254424065>

Oh those dumbasses are toast, bug chasers and fags alike at those things will drop like flies, the immunaly compromised are the only people under the age of 40 who have been killed from the disease

Good lol. They don't contribute anything to society

the great purification is here

*siiiips* I remember the Spanish Flu. That was the best plague.

If I survive the disease, I will personally ensure the new world built from the ashes will be built on the corpses of the merchants.

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oh wait

>Ashes
>corpses

I'm being redundant