X^2

Math

I’ll finger Regina

<:hmmm:594365799263633419>

I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs

Egg

I was just freaked out that I have thekung flu but then i looked at the symptoms and I only have a slight correction in cough and nothing else <:wojakfeels:562142252697387019>

Are there confirmed cases near you?

Or just altitude sickness cause I was just on high mountain

No there isn't

Plus I'm white

No asian in me

Yeah plob altitude cause I have tightness in my chest like one of the symptoms

Remember guys, it's just a cough

It'll plateau

@_Xur do you want to have Asian in you? 😏

No

So

How fucked are we now

My cough is gonna now that i drank water

@ultrasmurf do you want to have Asian in you? 😏

@ultrasmurf so far only China's been affected

Or at least outbreak level affected

@WTRP do you want to have Asian in you? 😏

That is big gay

I remember wanting to be inside an Asian but then Kung flu happened

@templar ni🅱🅱a we all know you like africans

I ain't getting aids either

Coronaids

>like asian girls but dont wanna catch kung flu
>like black girls but dont wanna catch AIDS
>like white girls but dont wanna get cucked
>like latino girls but dont wanna get shot by a cartel

Can you ever win?

Based canuck

@WTRP yes

>like catholic girls but theres no downsides

Its called becoming a transhumanist

THE FLESH IS WEAK

Whites only cure

Virus racist

white girls only treat you like shit if you consider them greater than or an equal

theyre like used car salesmen

as soon as you show any desperation or anything like that, theyre out for blood