Message from @Tersheus

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2020-02-03 16:29:01 UTC  

profile

2020-02-03 16:29:02 UTC  

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2020-02-03 16:29:03 UTC  

was

2020-02-03 16:29:04 UTC  

a

2020-02-03 16:29:06 UTC  

wojak

2020-02-03 16:29:11 UTC  

yes it was one

2020-02-03 16:29:35 UTC  

but at least i can admit i fell for a forced reddit meme

2020-02-03 16:45:33 UTC  

"Cientists recently discovered “virus genetic material” in stool samples and ***rectal swabs*** from some patients, Chinese state media reported

2020-02-03 16:46:21 UTC  

@Higura @Duke of Txtspeak get corona and you get a ***FREE RECTAL SWAB***

2020-02-03 16:46:43 UTC  

never mind lol

2020-02-03 16:47:16 UTC  

>get corona
>get fucked in the ass

2020-02-03 16:47:29 UTC  

brap bros are fucked

2020-02-03 16:48:20 UTC  

Latest news: Kerala declares coronavirus as ‘State Calamity’ after third positive case!
Till date, a total of 2,239 people have been identified and placed under surveillance in the State.

2020-02-03 16:48:55 UTC  

so i should being paying chinese strippers to fart on me to build immunity to corona?

2020-02-03 16:49:21 UTC  

Nigga what

2020-02-03 16:49:48 UTC  

@Shad @ultrasmurf BASICALLY INDIA IS FUCKED

2020-02-03 16:50:08 UTC  

<:okboomer:645448756539424778>

2020-02-03 16:50:22 UTC  

My favorite was the anon who said he was immune because he had Chinese men spit in his mouth every weekend for the last six months.

2020-02-03 16:51:05 UTC  

Don’t cry

2020-02-03 16:51:15 UTC  

India

2020-02-03 16:51:16 UTC  

Just let it happen

2020-02-03 16:52:46 UTC  

<:agony:655404539964293143>

2020-02-03 16:52:55 UTC  

At least T-Series will stop gaining subs

2020-02-03 16:53:34 UTC  

they are **SO** fucked

2020-02-03 16:54:48 UTC  

I'll miss their retarded antics, but I won't miss them

2020-02-03 16:55:21 UTC  

"Grandpa what's bobs and vagene?"

I don’t think they would miss themselves

2020-02-03 17:30:41 UTC  

So what's the numbers today?

2020-02-03 17:48:23 UTC  

Officially, there are 17.5k infected, and 362 deaths. 536 'recovered' patients.
Unofficially, probably in the hundreds of thousands. China only counts cases that were absolutely confirmed. So people dying from pneumonia or other symptoms, but not tested positive due to the long testing wait times, are not counted.

2020-02-03 17:53:14 UTC  

Scientists estimate 75k infected as of jan 25, with a doubling rate of every 6 days. Given the math, on the first of Feb, it'd be about 150k, and on the 6th, it'd be about 300k

2020-02-03 17:53:33 UTC  

I'm not sure how quarantines and travel restrictions have impacted these numbers

2020-02-03 18:02:36 UTC  

Mainstream news has started paying attention, 5 days too late

2020-02-03 18:03:54 UTC  

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