Message from @Clitzkrieg

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2020-02-21 17:37:19 UTC  

The closest habitable exoplanet is 4.25 light years away.

2020-02-21 17:39:27 UTC  

edit: wtf did i get that 766 mph from?

2020-02-21 17:39:59 UTC  

that's not right

2020-02-21 17:40:11 UTC  

radio travels at light speed

2020-02-21 17:41:12 UTC  

Yeah I was gonna say

2020-02-21 17:44:04 UTC  

yeah, that's sound waves that are 766mph

2020-02-21 17:44:08 UTC  

bad search string

2020-02-21 20:33:53 UTC  

We never did find bacteria on other planets dude, that was all hoaxes or just plain old contamination

2020-02-21 20:34:14 UTC  

A few times misinterpretations of data

2020-02-23 20:17:00 UTC  

I belief that when looking for aliens we are only looking for shit that we can perceive and that's understandable, however when we look at the world from the point of something small like fungus, it becomes clear why we seem to be so lonely in this universe

2020-02-23 20:17:43 UTC  

If you look at fungi on blue cheese, you'll realize it's the *only* fungi on the cheese, and that's what we are maybe

2020-02-23 20:19:13 UTC  

All of life on earth could just be the fungi on this universe that's going to get eaten in a few billion years because we populate just enough of the cheese for it to be good and some fucking alien nigga is gonna eat our whole universe on a slice of pizza

2020-02-23 20:21:21 UTC  

An ant has no absolute idea what shit like electromagnetic waves are, there could very well be entire other universes constructed withing the electromagnetic world yet we fail to see it because of on how huge of a scale it is to us and we will most likely never perceive it

2020-02-23 20:21:58 UTC  

That's why we haven't met any other life forms

2020-02-23 20:22:58 UTC  

Because the fact that we are in the top layer of reality, over microbes, over atoms and other shit is just such a small chance compared to what we could be

2020-02-23 20:23:23 UTC  

Look at the life of a cell of penicillin fungi on blue cheese

2020-02-23 20:23:35 UTC  

It's whole life cycle is a few years

2020-02-23 20:23:45 UTC  

At most

2020-02-23 20:23:54 UTC  

Well not

2020-02-23 20:24:09 UTC  

Depends how long it takes to make the cheese

2020-02-23 20:24:32 UTC  

But anyway that cheese is the very beginning of its universe and also the very end

2020-02-23 20:26:06 UTC  

Simply put it: the chance we are experiencing the universe at the top is just plain microscopic

2020-02-23 20:26:37 UTC  

Look at how microbes are simple compared to humans

2020-02-23 20:26:46 UTC  

Now imagine it the other way

2020-02-23 20:28:01 UTC  

If we were the microbes with our level of complexity, some alien could be so extremely complex we wouldn't even be able to wrap our little minds around it

2020-02-23 20:30:27 UTC  

He could just start us and an entire another evolution of sorts by putting us in another Petri dish, another universe if you say

2020-02-23 20:30:58 UTC  

You know, just a few people's worth would be enough to kick-start everything else

2020-02-23 20:32:03 UTC  

The entire development of technology might just be a thing that all the carbon based lifeforms go through

2020-02-23 20:32:08 UTC  

Like stages of life of fungi

2020-02-23 20:32:35 UTC  

We're going to Mars now, in a few decades we'll most likely be having cities there

2020-02-23 20:32:59 UTC  

It's like we're releasing spores

2020-02-23 20:41:21 UTC  

Niggurz

2020-02-24 00:06:48 UTC  

my bro got left this voicemail yesterday while he was working

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462005526021013505/681290898654363648/spooky_voicemail.mp3

2020-02-24 00:54:01 UTC  

You had the absolute greatest opportunity to make this into a shitpost

2020-02-24 00:54:02 UTC  

But no

2020-02-24 00:54:05 UTC  

It's a real spooky thing

2020-02-24 05:50:26 UTC  

Does he know the number at all? If it’s a random number, it’s probably a prank.

2020-02-24 07:30:41 UTC  

area code is 809, meanin dominican republic
didnt try callin it back in case of it bein a scam

2020-02-24 07:31:19 UTC  

i left the number in the recordin in case anyone wants to dig for anything

2020-02-25 19:04:10 UTC  

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