what

Yeah

@Deleted User it’s because I’m in Kenya

oh hey thats where obama is from

Kang of America

>we wuz kangz

are you black

Shit no

oh ok good

>good

>greentexting outside of 4chan

greentexting is the superior format

i'm banned on pol due to jew mods

pol died a long time ago

You aren’t missing anything

>be sad

>listen to sad music

>more sad

>more sad music

>le very sad

this cycle will continue for maybe like four weeks before I actually stop

Same

yep

>be me
>17
>go to sleep at 4 in the morning
>get up in the afternoon
>stay in room and talk to people on the internet
>haven't shaved in a few days
>meant to get a haircut weeks ago but haven't
>haven't washed hair in a few days
>caught myself looking up a girl I knew from school on facebook for no reason

fellas I've become what I swore to myself I wouldn't

@God Himself give up using technology for at least a weak

Week*

>be plague doctor

>recommend leaches

>be me
>find old guy with 1982 Volvo
>want it
>$3,000
>don't have $3,000

It was the perfect car

Insurance would be like $5

How you gonna drive

I have 2 years to fix it

wh

>be me 12 hours ago
>have date with qt 3.14
>ex calls me out of nowhere screaming about how this girl is “sketchy”
>why do you care, you broke up with me
>blow ex off bc Ik shell do this shit to prevent me from being happy
>2 hour drive but it’s worth it, meet girl 8/10 easy surprisingly tall kinda awkward at first but break the ice and she starts blushing
>go to lake talk a bit, she’s quirky and ex continues to blow phone up
>grab some food and head back to her dorm, find out her parents live not 5 miles away from me and she visits them almost every weekend
>overall great night and she starts to show me her the garden the campus has
>no fuk but get really touchy feely
>get home about an hour ago with ex losing her mind about how I moved on
>Mfw she thinks imma be hung up on a hoe

@Septermagina727 my ex commented weird stuff on all of my YouTube videos for like 5 months after we broke up

I’m thankful that she stopped making dummy accounts to comment on my insta calling me a cheat and a disrespectful guy and deny doing it

Why didn't you just make it private?

Well she still denies it