FUCK THE MONSTER

im already a broad shouldered, bearded, long haired meme

Big foot

^^^^^

Go out in woods and do wooping calls

Wrestle monsters

i would fuck up a Sasquatch man you have no idea. ive been training for that day my whole life

take him back to my cave and suck on his toes until he commits suicide by chewing through his own wrists

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*ew*

***no mercy for cryptids***

_Arizona_

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youre in my house now bigfoot```

*I should be fucking grateful I only have a hair fetish*

Jesus

you have a hair fetish?

^

OH NO

***curly hair?***

_jewfro_

so pubes

<:yikes:550156991583092756>💦💦💦💦💦💦

i used to hate my curls lmao i have shirley temple ringlets

_oof_

shirley temple ringlets

but pair that with it being down to my shoulders and paired with a beard lmao

looks wonky

Do you have rabbi beard going on??

I just remade my bed and I feel good now.

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good

its more like one of those shorter biker beards haha

🤔

Oof

>biker beard man beating up bigfoots and slapping skinwalkers with his foreskin

Alternate universe version of the ghost puncher greentext

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Back to feels tho

tfw no redpilled skinwalker gf <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

I swear to fucking god if my families eating habbits doesn't fucking change when my little cousin is god I'm gonna fucking snap