@SheepTeeth oof.

Lmfao now they're threatening to fire me because they couldn't get ahold of one of my references

I had to list 2 additional references lmfao

Apparently they've had issues where people shoot up in the bathroom so they really want to make sure the people they hire are trustworthy

Have they not heard of a drug test

Seriously

Wtf

They do a full background check and a drug test

Thing is, people have found different ways to doing the drug test and passing it, and then immediately start doing drugs after they get hired

I guess they've also had problems with people stealing shit

There's one of those HUGE 360 degree cameras right above the dish pit and they have sound recording too

*180 degree camera

We had a new hire and she worked 3 days then fucking quit

So we're short staffed again

Jesus fuck where are you working at the Pentagon

*a casino*

Shit that explains it

Yeah, it's tribal and the tribe is fucking ***tiny*** and they've been working on making money from it for like 30 years

So they have to cover their own asses when some fucker decides to steal shit

I really, really cannot blame them

We have a really bad heroin problem here

Yeah makes sense why they would be paranoid about that sorta issue

My boss (who is a cool as fuck tattooed goth guy and chef) leaves these big ass knives on his desk, but there's cameras and armed security everywhere so he's not too worried about it

I'm sad that my CC pistol isn't allowed on property but I'm relatively confident that security will do their job if needed

Well you do work the kitchen

Unless you were working the gamblin area or in the front you probably won't need a gun

Depends

They're working on an active shooter evac plan

Kinda sucks, like almost all the dudes who work in the kitchen (besides my lazy coworker) have CC permits and shoot guns

Well shit

You could always sign a petition so you can show your boss that you're not the only one who wants to open carry

I wish

But the tribal government doesn't acknowledge CC permits, federal, off duty or state and I *guess* they do issue CC permits to their own people but *only* tribal members

Well that's autistic as hell

Yeah, oh well

Could be a whole lot worse though

True

At least there paranoia is somewhat justified

And not autistic af

Yeaaaah

Apparently, when they called one of my references (one of my best friends), one of the questions they asked was "would you trust her with handling a lot of money?"