i look up hamster pov

autocorrects to xhamster pov

boof

@SheepTeeth Should I mention that I'm military, or should I just be super vague about work enviornment and such?

my friend described the sleep paralysis he once had as this

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy I think you should mention military so that the therapist has a better idea of the type of trauma you're going through and if they're unable to help you, might be able to refer you to another therapist

Hopefully they don't tell me to go to a Military therapist

cuz that's gonna fuck me

And also explain that military psych and therapists are shit and that you're not comfortable with them

Give them a good reason

yea

If they're not understanding of your concerns, they're not a good therapist

I wish I could have sleep paralysis where funny animals were just glaring at me lmfao

same

My ex mentioned she had sleep paralysis, and she just saw a bunch of shadow figures towering over her.

I actually drew a short comic about my worst sleep paralysis episode I can post, uuuuuuuh, like 1 page to <#484077238078275585>

Fucking christ

I just noticed my shins are all bruised to hell

yellow, black and blue all over.

Doesn't hurt though

Not good my dude

it's prob cuz I keep knocking my fucking shins on the god damn LMTV whenever I'm climbing up

big ass truck

Those things were fun to drive in Afghanistan

was pretty much a fucking armored troop transport driver out there

Ouch, be careful with your legs

Shit's already fucked

Joint pain in my knees

and I got problems in my lower back

I'm claiming that disability right before I leave the army

Want that disability pension after all the shit I've been through

but yea

I'm def looking to go somewhere I can live quietly.

Settle down, maybe find a nice girl.

My one true desire? Fucking singing the lyrics to this song in an instrumental version, with perfect sync with a girl. So it sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtvWSAw69A0

At least that's one of them

If im going to be honest, I miss some of my friends on twitter..

they dont want to make a discord so im like bleh

why would they not want to

Idk probably the fact that discords run by degenerate furries