Ass wipe

do you know a friend with a camera?

bro

im trying to help lol

@T-34 Waifu roadtrip

Go to janky tourist traps

Experience Americana

Oh

Okay

Go to someplace in your home state you've never been to

Research things to do there and support them

Museums, natural wonders etc

@noobypropmaker if it makes you feel better most pretty aren’t actually that attractive

people*

they just use make up and other shit to look better

It's all about angles, lighting, and confidence

@noobypropmaker 90% time ive noticed you wont have a chance unless you accually call a (hiring) manager

Yeah i did that to walm

4 fucking times

All the same shit "go talk to HR" "HR isn't in rn" HR didn't pick up?"

do you have friends with a job?

(not fucking with you btw)

@noobypropmaker not on you they are incompetent

also walmart gets hundreds of application everyday

Really, then why have the same job opening been open for fucking months now

cause you don't have experience

Yes because you need experience for opening boxes and organizing shit

you should try getting a friend who has a job to put in a good word for you

it's definitely preferred

I would if they weren't busy 24/7

Sean was moping the floor and I told him to not miss the beef smegma spot under the smoker

He paused and looked at me
"Smegma? *I* don't know what *that* is."

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(I giggled a bit so I got the implication)

Smooth

@noobypropmaker at least you don’t look like a pale Elliot Rodger... I cry every night

Look on the brightside you have something that incel wished he had. A GF who loves you @T-34 Waifu

That’s true but I still look like him which is a fucking oof

I’m also paler than most albino people I’ve met

No idea how I have a gf

If a person truly loves you they'll look passed your flaws