Message from @Duke of Txtspeak
Discord ID: 508716673591803907
@Deleted User i have noodle arms
But im tall so i get respect
Kek
I didn't even have a fucking canteen.
That’s a shame
What in 🤠Sam Hill🤠 did you just gaw'durn🤬 say about me, you little 🐀varmint🐀? 💣I'll have you know☠ I graduated top⏫ of my class in the 🛢Texas⚰ Rangers🎯, and I've been involved in numerous stagecoach robberies🧤 🔛on🔛 'dem Bandidos, and I 💀have😇 over 300 confirmed☑️☑️ 6🕡-shooters. I am trained🚂 in 🏅gunslingin'🥇 and I'm ⏩fastest⏩⏩ 👍hand👍 in the West. Y'all're 😡nothing😠 to me but just another 🌼yellow🌼 belly ☢scab☣ herder. I will put 'ya 6🕡 feet👣 under with 🅰️a🅰️ quick draw 🎯➰ the likes 💙 of which has🧟♂️ never been seen👁 on 🔛 this side of the 🇺🇸Mississippi🖤, mark📌 my gaw'durn🤬 🔛words🔛. I reckon📣 you think💭 y'all can get🏜 away with spittin'🎤 that vile 🤢🤮 to me over🕊 that Internet? I reckon 🤔differently🤨, you 🐍snake🐍. As you and I bend an elbow I am hootin'😏 and hollerin'🤠 wit' my secret🔏 network of 🌵drifters🕸 across Nevada🏜 and we're high🆙-tailin' towards yer ranch so🆘 you better 🏇 prepare🤬 fer the dust 👿devils👿, 'ya bellyacher🤬. The devils👿 that'll 🐄beef🐃 the pathetic🤢 acorn calf🐮 you call📲 livin'. You're fuckin'🤬 🦅buzzard🦅 🍞food🍉, pard'ner. I reckon to be 🌇anywhere,🌃 anytime, and I can lay you 👻out 👻in over seven 😿 hunn'ed ways↕️, and that's just with my 🇺🇸Arkansas🇺🇸 🤠 Toothpick🐲. Not only am I experienced in 🤺dueling🤺, but I have⚠️ ♿️access♿️ to all the big 🏌️♀️irons🏌️♂️ the 🇺🇸Texas Rangers🇺🇸 could afford🎯, and I will use it 🇮🇹to its🇮🇹 full 🌕🌕 extent to wipe your knee high 🆙🆙 to a🅰️ lamb🐑 ass 📴off 📴 the face💋 of the ⛈Mississippi🌧, you little saphead. If only you⚠️ could have🎫 reckoned what 😦unholy💒 retribution your quip was about to bring ☻down😰 ⤵️ yonder🌎, maybe y'all would have stalled 'yer mug🍺. But you😰 couldn't, 🙈you didn't🙉, and now you're payin' the price🙊, 🤕 you gaw'durn 🐌varmint🦎. I will 💀stomp☠ fury⛈ all over y'all and you will lie belly-up☝️ in it🇮🇹. You're fuckin' 🦅buzzard food🦐, 🏳pard'ner.✴🇺🇸🏜
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especially not you
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