Message from @Duke of Txtspeak

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2019-03-10 08:53:12 UTC  

Am also just shaking my head at th films explanation for where the avengers got their name.
>Protip
>It's because of Captain marvel
>Not because of Captain America and his ww2 avengers unit

2019-03-10 09:02:30 UTC  

What

2019-03-10 09:02:41 UTC  

Doesn't that fuck with the canon?

2019-03-10 09:03:13 UTC  

Probably

2019-03-10 09:56:39 UTC  

@Higura WHAT THE FUCK

2019-03-10 09:57:01 UTC  

Let me guess...

2019-03-10 09:57:10 UTC  

whamen

2019-03-10 09:57:31 UTC  

The Earth is named The Earth because of captain marvel

2019-03-10 10:02:02 UTC  

Kek

2019-03-10 10:02:11 UTC  

No, in captain marvel

2019-03-10 10:02:18 UTC  

She was an air Force pilot

2019-03-10 10:02:24 UTC  

Nicknamed avenger

2019-03-10 10:02:43 UTC  

Because she was the first badass female pilot that was better than all of the men

2019-03-10 10:02:50 UTC  

Fucking gay

2019-03-10 10:02:57 UTC  

So Nick fury named th avengers initiative after her

2019-03-10 10:03:02 UTC  

Wish I was joking

2019-03-10 10:03:09 UTC  

Why was she even made ffs.

2019-03-10 10:03:17 UTC  

Also how Fury loses his eye is fucking retarded

2019-03-10 10:03:32 UTC  

But I won't spoil it

2019-03-10 10:03:44 UTC  

>Ree bigot trolls bad!

2019-03-10 10:04:30 UTC  

god this is so dumb

2019-03-10 10:04:34 UTC  

Betcha it got scratched out by a cat.

2019-03-10 10:05:17 UTC  

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-03-10 10:05:36 UTC  

Even with all of the damage control

2019-03-10 10:05:48 UTC  

Oh sorry lemme tell you one instance of how he lost it

2019-03-10 10:05:49 UTC  

Theaters are empty

2019-03-10 10:05:53 UTC  

A fucking nazi grenade.

2019-03-10 10:06:00 UTC  

That shoulda blown his fucking face off.

2019-03-10 10:06:13 UTC  

How do you know that, child

2019-03-10 10:06:27 UTC  

Google.

2019-03-10 10:08:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/554244300070715400/image_15.jpg

2019-03-10 10:09:25 UTC  

Kek

2019-03-10 13:41:22 UTC  

Kek.

2019-03-10 13:41:45 UTC  

Commando Duck as a whole is great, but that part in particular always has me rolling

theres a wikipedia page on shitposting

2019-03-10 16:06:17 UTC  

Lmfao

2019-03-10 18:17:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/554367138152841227/image0.jpg

i was not expecting actual earrape