Your username too is Morrowind

The first guy you see

Jiub it basically the first NPC you meet in the game

yeah

I don't want to change it because then people wouldn't recognize me

And the one of few fully voicedNPCs

it's alright

Lots of NPCs have the same voice

Well, he IS a Dunmer

Dark elves always sound like they have a ton of mucus in their throat

Death Mountain ashes gives a genetic raspy voice for dunmers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NT7p7puwtU

Minion toilet water

Love a good ashens video

Fucking shrek aftershave tho

Inject the content

"Inject my self with eau de shrek" <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

owo

The funny thing is I have a few eu de toilette/aftershaves at home

The most terrible one is a calvin klein one

It literally just smells like satsuma juice

oof

The funny thing is one of my favourite ones is literally just a lynx one

I think in north america lynx is called axe <:KEK:465443054254424065>

?

God I hate lynx

All the fucking chavs get it and parade it around like it makes them manly or some shit like that

Nah it's actually not deoderant

m8, putting chemicals in your pits don't make you manly

Shit don't matter to them

They're retarded

I only wear shit like aftershave if i'm at an important event tbh

OH! I just understood what you meant about "Lynx" being called "Axe" in NA

Aye, same

yeah, I guess that here, Lynx is Axe

Shit just smells corporate and chemical

Yeah it was in one of those body hygiene bundles you always get for christmas that i got for christmas

Tbh all deoderant smells like that

Would it be weird to say that I don't think I smell at all bad?

I used to fall for all the different smells as a little kid but now deoderant is just deoderant

I don't give a fuck about the brand as long as it stops me smelling like a basement dweller