That person needed your shoes

Their life is more important

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pffffff

They could be the next Steve Jobs

And one day

They’ll thank you

But steve jobs was a hack

While they wipe their ass with cash

I wish I could wipe my ass with cash

But american cash, if i wiped my ass with pounds I'd get a paper cut

You want the queen in your booty?

American dollars

Imma wipe my ass with George washington

Nah he was a good president

Wipe your ass on lincoln

He freed the nigs

actually wait

Anyone else I can wipe my ass with?

Who is on the american notes?

Theres washington on the dollar, lincoln on the fiver, benjamin on the benjamin, the other 2 i forgot

kek

Benjamin is 100 isn't it?

Or three because there's a 2dollar bill

My fucking legs hurt

Yeah benjamin is 100

From the fucking tiptoeing

Fuck me

Fuck my asshole

Thing is

Fuck it

Here, the 5 pound has winston churchill on it <:KEK:465443054254424065>

I said fuck it you sons of bitches

That's gay corin so no

You're a faggot what's the worst that could happen

You must make new shoes

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They're safety shoes you goddamn walnut

@Corinthian Those shoes SCREAM safety