It’s always ok retard, but never say “Are you okay, retard?”

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This pain is driving me crazy

Okay retard

Fucc you

Dög

Retardiant light

Shines on us all

Big floof

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Sheep or dog?

Round boye

Kinda reconsidering my preference for cats

'Cause that is one good boy

I would absolutely love to have a round floof doggo like him.

My family dislikes small dogs

Unfortunately

All I've lived with are Rottweilers

Get a Samoyed

They're awesome

Failing that, German shep

Samoyeds are quite expensive.

Rottweilers are aight. They're clumsy as fuck, but act like big babies.

Oh shit nevermind, guess that's Malamutes.

Yeah get a Samoyed.

Or if you want, get a Samoyed German Shepherd mix.

Smart stronk floof

German sheps are so cool

They're fluffy as heck, but they're also trainable as heck

Floofy dogs take lots of work.

So if your family decides they want a guard dog, they can do that too

Well, I'm going off on a night hike in about 40 minutes

Scrotus

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@Duke of Txtspeak Actually, big dogs aren't that great for guard dogs.

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