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@bdog Shieeeettt

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Epic

telemarketer: hello is this connor?
Me: no I'm Cat
>hang up
>rinse and repeat 9 times just this morning alone
Telemarketer 9: Hello is th-
me:

Ask them if they have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

If that fails, start reciting Hitler speeches ||from memory||

Hang on there calling again

Nvm it was spectrum Kek
Holy shit that was close

I can block but these assholes are using different phone numbers. Since most of them have been women maybe I'll just sexually harass them

>hey is this Conner
>hang on let me get my cock out

AaAaAAAa my feet hurt

You could just tell them to stop calling your nuber

Just got back from my work

Number*

Fucking rip dude

Just made the mistake of taking overtime

bad idea

Never take overtime

Aye, figured as much

Also, how much an hour?

8

Pounds

Where do you wok?

Toy store

Work*

Oof

Why?

First place to take me (Searched for 5 months)

Jesus

Theres very little work around here

Where do you live?

Bonglan

dd

Where in bongland

In the south, but not Londond

Oof

You could make your own buisiness