So basically

Earbuds

yeah why not just get reg

see i hate stupid people

because apple removed the headphone jack

Then get an Android brainlet

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oh shit yeah that's right

apple needs to die already

well nah you can still use the jack

you just gotta buy the fucking bit that converts it to the charger shaped one

which is also stupid

thought they removed the jack because they got butthurt that companies were coming up with third party credit processing stuff that used it

was that actually the reason lmao

to block out shit like squarespace

wait, that might not be quite the name

was the fucking square block with a strip reader

that plugged into the headphone jack

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square-something

those things

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and now, back to general

anyways

reason they did it was because it was competing with: https://www.apple.com/apple-pay/

oh yeah apple pay

yeah ngl apple is pretty gay

homo enormous

like, i watched highlights of their recent unveiling of their apple products

and that was pretty much a fucking joke

OMGWEHAVENEWPROOOOOOOODUCT

TIME TO CONSOOOOOOOOM

they JUST added a compass on their newest apple watch

slightly better camera specs for their phones. recyclable materials

lol, recyclable

right

maybe 100% of the plastic in 5% of the parts

none of it was worthy enough for an entire convention imo