Unless the grade 9 I beat the shit out of for slapping me manages to get me charged with assault I'll be wearing one in a few years

Or

or just don't be a retard

and don't enlist

easy

I won't enlist that quick

Don't enlist. Like at all.

I'm getting an apprenticeship in EE

Don't fucking join

Dude, I'll probably go for Comms in the RCAF or some shit

If I join with a degree I'll be sitting pretty as an officer day one

***Don't. Join***

Why not

My sister joined and she did well

Because it's not fucking worth it

I'm not gonna be a grunt

Okay

I'm not a grunt either

but I still saw some shit

My sister married an airplane tech, guy buys a new audi every 2 years

Fuckin comfy job

My sister was an armorer, worst she got was Cyprus

Serving in the military isn't worth it

I fucking hate it personally.

I want to join

You're an idiot

Everyone in my family came out of the military doing well

Good for them

What country are you in

US

Yeah there's your problem

Not like Canada is any better

Since I'm English but live in Canada I can join the RAF too

But I hate glocks

What does that have to do with anything

I just really hate glocks

Okay

And they bought like, thousands of them

that's your problem

I prefer Glocks over the M9 we use

so