Message from @Le Frenchman
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elixir of life
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He really be doing it
Ew
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I made a D&D character for a game on another server.
I will next time he does a cringy
that's what I named my character
Guerkin jar
A GUERKIN IS A TYPE OF PICKLE
YOUVE NAMED YOUR CHARACTER PICKLE JAR
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Gherkin
Not Guerkin
Jerkin the Gherkin
Based picklejarposter
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
I fucking love the Zaporozian cossacks reply
I even love that fucking painting that shows them all laughing their asses off as they write it
yeaaaaaaaah thanks boi
wait
nvm
wrong one
Fuck
wait
no
right one
Yeee
No problem breh
Thought that the table was a sword for a moment and thought it was a battle painting but no
right one
Fuckin ends it with a Swabian salute
What madlads
The polish were the best tbh