Why take them to an actual job?

I just pulled something out of my shoulder
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If any of you watched Skyfall, y'know the scene where James Bond is digging into himself with a knife and he pulls out a deformed bullet

I just did that

I pulled out what looks like a fucking apple pip out of my shoulder

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What the fucking ass was that doing there?

@Duke of Txtspeak sounds like a cis you just pulled out

Get the alcohol

a cis?

cist?

and I got the alcohol right here

Fuckin chuggin

My mistake cyst

There's nothing semi-solid about that thing

It was as hard as a rock

WHen I got it out I tried to cut it in half with Scissors

No dice

Cyst

hmmm

Wait

Lemme try @goobergopher

How big was it @Duke of Txtspeak

Cause usually cysts are pretty big

Just a little smaller than an apple pip

Apple pip?

Yeah

Your apples not have pips?

You mean seeds?

Yeah, but with apples they're called pips

idk why

Oh

Yeah they do

Any pics of the thing?

No, I got the flat sides of the scissors and crushed it against the table

Yeah it's a cyst then if it's that size. Or a non cancerous tumor kek

Tumors are cancerous by nature

u mean a benign tumour?

the fuck is happening

Cancer is when a tumor can cause other cells to stop growing